Examples
- Australians all are ostriches (from the opening line of the Australian national anthem - "Australians all let us rejoice")
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy (from a lyric in the song "Purple Haze", by Jimi Hendrix - "Excuse me while I kiss the sky")
- This guy is cryin (from a lyric in the song "The Sky is Crying", by Stevie Ray Vaughan)
- The girl with colitis goes by (from a lyric in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", by The Beatles - "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.")
- '\'I helped Apple wreck a nice beach'' (from T-shirt given out by Apple Computer's Speech Recognition Laboratories. The example illustrates how mondegreens can be a problem for computerized voice recognition. Read fast, the sentence can be heard as "I helped Apple recognize speech.")
- ... and deliver us some e-mail ... (from the Lords Prayer - "... and deliver us from evil ...")
- ... blessed art thou, a monk swimming ... (from the Hail Mary phrase "... blessed art thou amongst women ...")
Some mondegreens arise from false friends. A phrase in one language may be misheard as a semi-sensical phrase in another language. The humorous aspect of these has given rise to a music video genre known as animutation.
External Links
- KissThisGuy.com - The Archive of Misheard Lyrics -- Based on Jimi Hendrix's lyric, this website is a collection of many mondegreens of popular songs.
- amiright.com - The Archive of Misheard Lyrics -- A large collection of misheard lyrics